Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Writing Sample, late 2005

Found some old writing in an old journal. I don't know what I was going to do with this.

OBSERVATION
The Company's entire facility is on fire.

RECOMMENDATION
The Company should have the fire extinguished, to include burning employees.

MANAGEMENT RESPONSE
Management acknowledges instances of perceived combustion but does not believe these are of material impact. Examinations for conflagration are conducted annually. Finally, Management is not stupid and believes it would notice if its facility (and employees) were on fire.

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