Is it not true that part of the comedy of first-generation spam/phishing techniques is that their translation to English is so poor? If I were substantially less corrupt, I could hire myself out as a copy editor for spammers and receive a cut of their earnings from the bank accounts of the shamefully naive. It almost sounds appealing, phrased like that.
This is what my beloved Yahoo* account yielded me today:
* Actually, I cannot stand my annoying Yahoo account and wish I could terminate it without compromising my access to Flickr. It still insists on forwarding all spam from the prior Geocities e-mail account it absorbed in a corporate merger and there is no way to terminate this connection.