Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Get Rich Quick!

Here's a hot money-making idea anyone can do.
  1. Buy a box of Poetry Magnets.
  2. Affix a label to read "Sarah Palin Poetry Magnets."
  3. Scratch out the part of the instructions that suggests the words have to be placed in any order.
  4. Mark up and resell.
Don't forget to claim your income on taxes and make room for your giant-ass nest egg.

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