Friday, June 6, 2008

Aside: Who's a Pissy Boy? Oh, Who's a Pissy Boy?

There are certain lyrics that, upon hearing, give me to understand the song has nothing to offer me.
  1. "Ye-e-e-eah, boy" or "one time" or "(anything) to the (anything)".
  2. Songs that rhyme "crazy" with "baby"--"(blah blah) love you baby / (blah blah) drive me crazy"
  3. Contrived self-aware lyrics: "I'm being raped by (society's whatever)."
  4. Creaky voices that rapidly ascend to meet the first note in any given line.
I'm sure there's more but I'm not done with my second coffee yet so my processing is at 70% or less.

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